Was there a line about Afghanistan? Or do we think he was just hella hungover, sleeping it off, and missed the whole thing and now Natasha is pissed as hell at him?
And he’s like, “I was at my high school buddy’s bachelor party. There were shots. Lots and lots of shots. I might have licked someone’s nipple. Not sure if it was a guy or a girl.”
Natasha: “There were helicarriers falling out of the sky. How did you sleep through that?”
Clint: “I thought it was the guy who lives upstairs for me. He re-arranges his furniture at weird times. And everything sounds louder when you’re hungover. I put my pillow over my head and went back to sleep.”